Softcore Porn Set to Reggae

what is this!?

ok, first thing. Should there be a disclaimer before this? I mean, porn usually comes with a disclaimer before it saying,"In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons appearing in any visual depiction of content whether actual sexually explicit conduct, simulated sexual content or otherwise, displayed on the following websites were at least eighteen (18) years of age at the time such depictions were created."doesn't it?

Mmm, I love it when you BEEP my BEEP.

second, I think Paris Hilton would have enough money to come up with an original idea. I mean this is like an ad for the bahamas, or key west. Plus I'm pretty sure Chris Issack did the same exact video. *reviews the videos* yes this is the same exact video.

Oh Mr. Palm Tree, you're naughty.

third, this song is too damn catchy! it reminds me of no doubt's underneath it all. I know if it wasn't paris hilton with all her slutty McSTD-ness I would gladly put this on my ipod. However, I'm not that enthusiastic about that. I have to go through certain precautions, like making sure i use protection.

Whoops, Nipple Slip.

Fourth, is she drunk? I see tell tale signs of a drunk socialite, trust me i would know. Falling haphazardly onto palm trees in flowin white couture, taking off the pants of your partner in the middle of the beach, Flashing from Black and white to color and blacking out every so often, and she looks very tired, and hungry.

Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, and I'm perpetually tired.

Fifth, I'm still waiting for the perfume she's hawking to appear somewhere.Yay, flowy white dresses are fun!